Tsarina Malice's Laptop

laptop computer

💻

manufacturer

unknown

CPU

septa-core x37

RAM

64 MB

GPU

literally just magic

storage

1 TB plasma-state drive

TsarinaMalice's prized possession is her laptop computer. She spends most of her time sitting on her bed in the Imperial Palace using the laptop to watch anime, browse social media...and argue with that dumb ol' ArisuHime810 on the forums!

Appearance

Few outside the Imperial Palace have seen Malice's laptop. Those who have seen it describe it as a large gaming laptop, about 17" in size, finished in black anodized aluminum with gold trim. A golden apple emblem adorns the center of the back panel. (As far as we know, no other computer in history has displayed an apple for a logo.)

The laptop features a full-size keyboard with a subtle yellow backlight. The layout of the keyboard seems to be literally random, with the letters appearing in a different arrangement every time the laptop is opened. Somehow, Malice seems to be able to touch-type fairly quickly despite this, though she does frequently make typos.

No manufacturer name is found anywhere on the laptop. Text printed on the underside reads SERIAL NO. 00000000-01 - MADE IN DISCORDANTIA.

Software

Malice's laptop runs a strange operating system not found on any other computers. The desktop environment features familiar elements from popular operating systems, but they are seemingly patched together with no regard for aesthetics or user experience. When asked about the bizarre software on her laptop, Malice simply answers that she has "customized her setup". Although Malice has, on a few very rare occasions, offered to let others user laptop, nobody else has ever been able to figure out how to navigate its user interface.

Accessories

Malice often wears a large black and gold gaming headset while using her laptop. However, the headset is apparently not plugged into the laptop, with its impossibly long cord always running somewhere just out of sight.

One common laptop accessory is conspicuously absent from Malice's setup: a charger. Malice's laptop seems able to run for an indefinite amount of time without charging, though its onscreen battery indicator always shows the battery at 57% charge.


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MalicesLaptop (last edited 2023-04-09 08:11:26 by CentralAvenue)