Tsarina Malice

Supreme Leader of Discordantia

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portrait: Bufftuy's room : Daily picrew

race

Asterian

birthday

October 8

age

unknown (chronologically)
~11-13 (apparent)

pronouns

she/her/hers

occupation

totalitarian dictatrix

residence

Imperial Palace of Discordantia
ErisCity, Discordantia

Tsarina Malice (also known as Maëlys, Maëlice, Maëlisse, Maëlissa, or Malaise) is the so-called supreme leader of The People's Democratic Republic Of Discordantia Which Is Totally Not Totalitarian. She considers herself PrincessAlice's greatest rival, though Princess Alice considers her little more than a nuisance.

Appearance

Malice somewhat resembles Princess Alice, with similar facial features and a similar hairstyle, though Malice is shorter and slightly slimmer. Unlike Princess Alice, who prefers to wear an elaborate pink princess dress or a simple school uniform, Malice always wears her military uniform--possibly literally always, with some staff at the ImperialPalace reporting that Malice regularly sleeps in her uniform. (Not that Malice would ever admit to partaking in a lowly human activity like sleeping.)

Malice is often seen wearing a large black gaming headset with yellow LED lighting. Nobody knows what the headset is plugged into, because its impossibly long cable always runs across the floor to something out of sight.

Personality

In contrast to the hyperactive, energetic Princess Alice, Malice is generally lazy and lethargic, with her handlers often describing her as a "slacker". She spends most of her days shut up in her bedroom in the Imperial Palace, lounging on her bed watching anime or browsing social media on her awkwardly large gaming laptop. Malice leaves her bedroom so rarely that some denizens of Discordantia have expressed doubts that she actually exists. When she does make public appearances, she appears tired and disinterested, desperate to return home as soon as possible.

Malice holds humans in contempt, viewing them as "inferior beings" who she believes should submit to her. Publicly, she denounces human activities like eating and sleeping, though anonymous sources within the Imperial Palace have reported seeing her sleeping quietly until well into the afternoon, or greedily munching on hot fries as she sits around her room. While Malice has denied these rumors, she has never provided an explanation for her disheveled bedding, or the various empty food wrappers strewn across her room.

Supreme Leader of Discordantia

As the self-proclaimed "totalitarian dictatrix" of Discordantia, Malice believes herself to be a despotic, domineering tyrant widely feared both with Discordantia and abroad. In reality, her tendency to completely blow off any and all political matters as "distractions" from her all-important Internet activity has led her to have very little political influence domestically, let alone internationally.

AgatheLilithBlack, the questionably-deposed questionable-queen of Centralia, approached Malice and offered to take over the day-to-day operations of the Discordantian government "with no ulterior motives whatsoever." Malice happily accepted, appointing her the country's first Prime Minister, on the condition that "it's still my name that strikes fear in the hearts of the populace, not yours." As far as Malice knows, Agathe has never abused her new position for her personal gain...not that Malice would really even care if she did, as long as she keeps the wifi bill paid.

Rivalry with Princess Alice

One day, Malice was browsing her favorite online anime discussion forum when she encountered a post from a user called ArisuHime810 expressing the opinion that the second season of children's anime MagicalGuardianHimeko!! was better than the first. Enraged, Malice instigated a heated argument with ArisuHime810, culminating in both users being banned for 72 hours by the forum moderator, Theodora.

The following day, Malice was scheduled to attend a state visit with the head of state of Centralia. Never having paid much attention to international politics, it was not until arriving at the PalaceOfSerenity that Malice learned Centralia's head of state was none other than ArisuHime810 herself: PrincessAlice! From that moment forward, Malice declared not only herself and Princess Alice, but their respective nations, eternal rivals, and swore to bring about Centralia's downfall "for the glory of Discordantia". None of the adults in the room took Malice's extemporaneous condemnation of Centralia seriously, nor did Princess Alice, who regarded Malice only as an obnoxious, ungrateful guest.


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SupremeLeaderMalice (last edited 2023-08-04 06:12:27 by CentralAvenue)