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Constable Jennifer Payne is a prominent Centralian police officer.
The Coincidence
Any time PrincessAlice, or anyone with a direction connection to her, ends up interacting with a civilian police officer, it is always Jennifer Payne, regardless of when or where the interaction occurs, or which law enforcement agency is ostensibly involved. The Princess has encountered Constable Payne as an agent of municipal police services, such as the QueenCity Metropolitan Police, national police services, such as the Royal Highway Patrol, and even specialized police services, such as the park rangers division of the National Park Service. The Princess has seemingly never noticed this coincidence, let alone questioned it.
The Explanation
In reality, Constable Jennifer Payne is not an ordinary human employed by a government agency, but a fairy--specifically, the fairy representing the concept of law and order, on a mission to rein in Princess Alice and her chaotic anti-authoritarian nature. By manifesting as an officer of the Princess's own government, she cleverly evades the Princess's suspicions: why would she ever suspect that her own sworn servant is in fact her greatest rival?
Notable in incidents
Payne detained PrinceAlex on April 1st after he transformed her police motorcycle into a toddler's tricycle as an "epic prancc".
Payne has argued, unsuccessfully, that the Royal Librrarian should revise their strict no-weapons policy for the RoyalLibrary to include an exemption for police officers. Currently, the only exemption is for magical girls who fight scary monsters.