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||||<tablestyle="float:right;">'''Constable Jennifer Payne'''||
|||| ''law enforcement officer'' ||
||||<style="font-size:48px;line-height:100%;">👮‍♀️||
|| Race || Human ||
|| Occupation || law enforcement officer ||
|| Rank || Constable ||
'''Constable Jennifer Payne''' is a police officer known for her connections to Centralian royalty.
'''Constable Jennifer Payne''' is a prominent Centralian police officer. Curiously, any time PrincessAlice, or anyone with a direct connection to the princess, ends up interacting with a civilian police officer, it is ''always'' Jennifer Payne, regardless of where, when, or which law enforcement agency is ostensibly involved. Constable Payne has been encountered as agent of municipal police services, such as the QueenCity Metropolitan Police, national police services, such as the Royal Highway Patrol, and even specialized police services, such as the park rangers division of the National Park Service.
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Oddly, any time one of the [[Princesses]] ends up interacting with a civilian police officer, it is almost always Jennifer Payne, regardless of which police agency is involved. The princesses have encountered Payne working for municipal police services (such as in QueenCity and [[Havensborough]]), the Royal Highway Patrol, and even the park rangers division of the Centralian [[NationalParks|National Park Service]]. Neither the princesses, nor Payne herself, have ever commented on how strange this is, even though it's pretty darn weird, if you ask me. Some have theorized that Jennifer Payne is not, in fact, a human employed by a government agency, but the personification of the concept of order, sent to balance the intrinsically chaotic Princess Alice by manifesting as an officer of the Princess's own government.
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 * Argued (unsuccessfully) that [[Imicow]]'s strict no-weapons policy for the RoyalLibrary should include an exemption for police officers. Currently, the only exemption is for magical girls.  * Argued (unsuccessfully) that [[Imicow]]'s strict no-weapons policy for the RoyalLibrary should include an exemption for police officers. (Currently, the only exemption is for magical girls.)

Constable Jennifer Payne is a prominent Centralian police officer. Curiously, any time PrincessAlice, or anyone with a direct connection to the princess, ends up interacting with a civilian police officer, it is always Jennifer Payne, regardless of where, when, or which law enforcement agency is ostensibly involved. Constable Payne has been encountered as agent of municipal police services, such as the QueenCity Metropolitan Police, national police services, such as the Royal Highway Patrol, and even specialized police services, such as the park rangers division of the National Park Service.

Some have theorized that Jennifer Payne is not, in fact, a human employed by a government agency, but the personification of the concept of order, sent to balance the intrinsically chaotic Princess Alice by manifesting as an officer of the Princess's own government.

Notable incidents

  • Arrested PrinceAlex on April 1st after he transformed her police motorcycle into a toddler's tricycle.

  • Argued (unsuccessfully) that Imicow's strict no-weapons policy for the RoyalLibrary should include an exemption for police officers. (Currently, the only exemption is for magical girls.)


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