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• For the town located on the Gloucester River, see Ravenswood.

Guardswoman Robin Ravenswood is an officer of the CentraliaHonorGuard, notable as the royal guard with the closest personal relationship with PrincessAlice.

As a trooper of the StellarCavalry, Guardswoman Ravenswood can often be seen patrolling on her horse, Johnson.¹

Relationship with Princess Alice

Guardswoman Ravenswood first met PrincessAlice during the Princess's public appearance at the opening of a new children's hospital in SunsetValley, where she was assigned to a minor patrol post. The Princess, while waiting backstage, got into an argument with her personal bodyguard over smartphone case stickers, culminating in her "dismissing" him and demanding to assign a new guard to his position. The Princess selected Ravenswood to fill the role, on the basis that she was "the cutest one here, besides me."

The Princess quickly took a liking to Ravenswood, calling her "my new favorite plaything." The Princess went on to retain Ravenswood as her new de facto personal bodyguard, though this arrangement has never been formalized.

Personality

Guardswoman Ravenswood has a strange manner of speaking, often quoting song lyrics, repeating phrases from common signs ("Right lane must turn right, bub!"), and even forming outright nonsense sentences ("Sell my gloves to an unmarried florist or Dave will rent a mausoleum!"), sometimes including non-words such as "brazeeb'd". Somehow, Princess Alice manages to understand her perfectly, though almost everyone else does not.

Weapon

Guardswoman Ravenswood's service pistol is a hot pink bubblegun. A bubblegun is a pistol that shoots gumballs instead of bullets. They splat into a sticky mess of bubblegum when they hit somebody. It's totally a real thing. No, don't look it up.

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