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| The '''double horse''' does not exist. Seriously. | The '''double horse''' does not exist. The double horse has never existed and never will. Stop asking. |
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| If a double horse did exist, it would have less tolerance for dangerous drugs than PrincessMeredith at the height of her reign. | Many people over the years have speculated about what a double horse would look like if one did exist, but this is a frivolous waste of time, because double horses do not exist. |
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| The Double Horses are also the mascot of TheUniversityOfCentralia. | The consensus among Centralian physicists is that the nonexistence of the double horse is a universal constant, unlike the speed of light, which can totally change if you want it badly enough. PrincessMeredith once claimed to have a higher tolerance for dangerous drugs than a double horse--an utterly meaningless statement, because double horses do not exist. TheUniversityOfCentralia's sports mascot is called the Double Horse. Nobody knows what the mascot looks like, because double horses do not exist. |
The double horse does not exist. The double horse has never existed and never will. Stop asking.
Many people over the years have speculated about what a double horse would look like if one did exist, but this is a frivolous waste of time, because double horses do not exist.
The consensus among Centralian physicists is that the nonexistence of the double horse is a universal constant, unlike the speed of light, which can totally change if you want it badly enough.
PrincessMeredith once claimed to have a higher tolerance for dangerous drugs than a double horse--an utterly meaningless statement, because double horses do not exist.
TheUniversityOfCentralia's sports mascot is called the Double Horse. Nobody knows what the mascot looks like, because double horses do not exist.