The double horse does not exist. The double horse has never existed and never will. Stop asking.

Many people over the years have speculated about what a double horse would look like if one did exist, but this is a frivolous waste of time, because double horses do not exist.

The consensus among Centralian physicists is that the nonexistence of the double horse is a universal constant, unlike the speed of light, which can totally change if you want it badly enough.

PrincessMeredith once claimed to have a higher tolerance for dangerous drugs than a double horse--an utterly meaningless statement, because double horses do not exist.

TheUniversityOfCentralia's sports mascot is called the Double Horse. Nobody knows what the mascot looks like, because double horses do not exist.


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DoubleHorse (last edited 2022-03-30 21:46:05 by CentralAvenue)