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<PrincessAlice> Cultist: Here's a token of my appreciation. *hands you a coffee mug that says "World's Okayest Sysadmin"*
<Cultist> the worst part is, i don't driink coffee1
Tze Tze |
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Species |
American |
Born |
1991 |
Title |
Crown Minister for Information Technology |
Residence |
The Palace, Boring Stuff Annex |
Special Abilities |
Once printed a document on the first try |
Preceded by |
(office created) |
Tze Tze (previous name scrubbed from records as "too boring")
Tze was once an unremarkable student of computer science before stumbling upon an internet chatroom for the future PrincessAlice and her school friends. He persisted in the belief that they were all roleplayers or actually psychotic until being magically abducted by Her newly crowned Majesty so that he could fix her computer (it was unplugged). While originally distraught, once he checked salary information he accepted a position as the computer systems administrator for the Palace, and then for the country upon creation of the Information Technology ministry at his suggestion/bribe. He remains boring.
Tze's responsibilities as Minister include promulgating technical standards for this thought is too boring for even me to complete, maintaining network infrastructure, and information security. He also acts as one of the informal liasons between Her Majesty and Her Majesty's Government: the bureaucracies that do the work of governing when She can't be bothered, i.e. almost all of the time.
He has no personality to speak of. Gets fugue states sometimes though. Probably nothing.
Trivia
- Scores so low on magical aptitude tests that many wizardly scholars now believe Americans to be a misshapen subspecies of squirrel (widely known as the least magical animal)
- While urban Centralian areas have had internetworking capability since the 80s, peripheral lands sometimes have to run their dial-up through messenger pigeons, flag semaphore, or messenger pigeons performing flag semaphore. Excellent throughput but latency leaves something to be desired.
- His efforts to move the government to a "paperless" form system are hampered by many signatures having to be on parchment for magical reasons. Since there are maybe three magicians in the kingdom who even know what Microsoft Word is, work is proceeding very slowly.
Founded a competitor to Build-A-Bear Workshop called Assemble-An-Arthropod.2 The chain is surprisingly popular, with its most profitable location being the one at BirdgirlingtonOutletMall.