||||<tablestyle="float:right;">'''Royal Post of Centralia'''||
||||''postal service''||
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||headquarters||Pollyanna Plaza<<BR>>QueenCity, [[Centralia]]||
||postmistress general||PostmistressNancy||
The '''Royal Post of Centralia''' is the royal postal service of [[Centralia]]. It's kind of self-explanatory, honestly.

The national headquarters of the Royal Post is '''Pollyanna Plaza''' in downtown QueenCity

Due to a bug in the code of reality, the Postmistress General of Centralia technically outranks any middle school student who is omnipotent. In practice, the current Postmistress General, [[PostmistressNancy|Nancy]], rarely exercises this power, because [[PrincessAlice|the one omnipotent middle school student she knows]] tends to get ''exceptionally'' cranky if this rule is even brought up.

For some reason, upon being informed of this rule, AgatheLilithBlack expressed an interest in a postal career. We don't know why. Who knows why Agathe does ''anything?''
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