Royal Post of Centralia |
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postal service |
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headquarters |
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postmistress general |
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The Royal Post of Centralia is the royal postal service of Centralia. It's kind of self-explanatory, honestly.
The national headquarters of the Royal Post is Pollyanna Plaza in downtown QueenCity
Due to a bug in the code of reality, the Postmistress General of Centralia technically outranks any middle school student who is omnipotent. In practice, the current Postmistress General, Nancy, rarely exercises this power, because the one omnipotent middle school student she knows tends to get exceptionally cranky if this rule is even brought up.
For some reason, upon being informed of this rule, AgatheLilithBlack expressed an interest in a postal career. We don't know why. Who knows why Agathe does anything?