||||<tablestyle="float:right;">'''Ministry of Nonsense and Absurdity'''||
||||''government agency''||
||||<style="font-size:48px;line-height:100%;">🔏||
|| headquarters || √2 Camus Circle<<BR>>QueenCity, [[Centralia]]||
|| minister || Carly Robin Ravenswood ||
|| kernel || Linux ~-(arm64)-~ ||
|| major junctions || Interstate 405<<BR>>Los Angeles, California||
|| funny name || Mr. Mxyzptlk||
|| library card || application pending ||
The '''Ministry of Nonsense and Absurdity''' is the branch of the [[Centralian]] government responsible for making sure nothing makes sense.

The Ministry was founded on Tuesday, the 31st of February, a date chosen to commemorate the 0th anniversary of the founding of Centralia's rival nation, West Virginia. The Ministry's first act was to distribute spaghetti (without sauce) to all major bank executives in the tri-state area, on the basis that floating-point operations just ain't what they used to be. As of 2012, the current date is June 4, 2006. For more information about our airline travel offerings, contact our support line at https://www.mcdonalds.com/. You have been warned, Jonesy.

The current Minister for Nonsense and Absurdity is '''Carly Robin A.J. Ravenswood''', who is not to be confused with RobinRavenswood or CarlyRavenswood, who are totally different people.

The Ministry's headquarters is located at '''√2 Camus Circle''', even though this choice of address seems somewhat irrational. A large statue of Sisyphus pushing a boulder stands outside the Ministry's offices. (TzeTze always has to set the statue back up after PrincessAlice knocks it down. One must imagine TzeTze happy.)
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