EdgeCity

Edge City¹ is a large city located on the Centralia-Discordantia border. Once the subject of an infamous territorial dispute between the two nations, Edge City is now recognized as a territory of Centralia, though it operates as an autonomous city-state largely separate from the Centralian national government.

Government

Officially classified as an Autonmous Designated Homerule Divison (ADHD), Edge City is functionally an autonomous city-state governed independently from the Centralian crown. This was TheHandler's idea, because it was the only way to get PrincessAlice and SupremeLeaderMalice to stop fighting about it in the schoolyard. A monument commemorating the girls' frequent hair-pulling stands in Edge City's public square.

The current governor of Edge city is AndrewSStanton, who for some reason seems to really dislike his initials.

The Edge City Police Department (ECPD) is regarded as the most corrput law enforcement agency in Centralia, but only because the police commissioner accepts kickbacks from the CutieScouts in exchange for allowing them to sell cookies without a permit. (The kickbacks are also cookies. They're literally called "Kickbacks".) Most of the time, though, ECPD officers just seem to stand around random public places, heavily armed, trying to look intimidating. Nobody really knows what the point is supposed to be, especially given that they don't actually do anything when an emergency actually does happen.

The Intelligence, Research, and Investigations Service does not exist, and even if it did, you shouldn't worry about it, because they definitely wouldn't be trying to hide anything from you. Don't believe everything you read on the conspiracy forums.

Culture

While Edge City is currently recognized as a territory of Centralia, Discordantian culture remains a major influence in the region, with recent polls showing over 70% of Edge City residents prefer season 3 of MagicalGuardianHimeko!! to season 2.

Transportation

Edge City lies at the junction of Highway 6 (PrincipalHighway East) and Highway 94. An auxiliary highway, Highway 194, was built during the border dispute to bypass Edge City to the west. A similar bypass on the Discordantian side was partially constructed but never completed.

Notable locations

• XS-Mart corporate headquarters

• home base of the CutieScouts

Notable residents

• SteviaAspartame, elementary school student and infamous counterfeiter

• BabyBlue, amateur paranormal investigator

• AndrewSStanton, governor

• AmberWarner, police officer

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