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Cherry Blossom |
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Royal Unicorn |
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🦄 |
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Race |
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Gender |
None |
Pronouns |
they/them/theirs |
Status |
In another universe |
Residence |
PalaceOfSerenity (former) |
Special abilities |
Shapeshifting |
Relationships |
PrincessJeanette (significant other) |
Cherry Blossom is a Unicorn who served as the Royal Unicorn to PrincessJeanette.
Unbeknownst to anyone else, including the other members of the royal court, Cherry Blossom and Princess Jeanette were romantically involved for much of the latter's reign.
Customer: Are you a boy or a girl?
Cherry Blossom: I am a unicorn.
Customer: OK, sure, but like...are you a boy unicorn or a girl unicorn?
Cherry Blossom: I do not understand the question.
Customer: Like...what's in your pants?
Cherry Blossom: I do not wear pants. I am wearing a skirt.
Customer: OK. What's under your skirt, then?
Cherry Blossom: My upper thighs, of course. Is this a trick question?
Customer: Never mind, whatever. I'll have a number 3 combo with a Diet Pepsi.
CategoryCharacters CategoryUnicorns CategoryPrincessJeanette